Peppy47 Tweets From 2017 That’ll Make You Laugh Straight Into 2018By Balraj Posted on December 27, 201727 min read001,326Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Google+Share on LinkedinTwitter is a cyberspace that has all types of posts in it. There are all kinds of posts on Twitter, from informative to useless information to pure vomit. What is once posted on the micro-blogging site, remains forever on the internet. The tweets of many actors and politicians have often left them embarrassed. Tweets from the public also found traction when they brought up many social issues. This is a tribute to all the people whose tweets made 2017 bearable and helped us get some laughs.1. Beyonce’s unmatched performance with her hair caught in a fanBeyonce signing thru her hair being caught in the fan is still one of the best performances I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/QceCPGLig4— deray (@deray) January 1, 20172. Shakespeare’s work was just ahead of the timeshe was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 20173. When you had trouble reading time, but then time had trouble reading youHello 2017 or as I'm going to call you "nearly twenty past eight" #wassupposedtoleavetwitteraspartofmynewyearsresolution— Bernard O'Shea (@boshea5) January 1, 20174. Just another confused patientMY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 20175. And how could we forget our Exclamation BaeMe adding an exclamation mark to an email to seem approachable pic.twitter.com/iUDi4GAhUu— Detective Pikachu (Ellen) (@incogellen) January 10, 20176. Donald Trump’s unmatched typosThr coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost gas been so false and angry that the times actually apologized to its…..— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 20177. The plight of a professorYou know that college rule – if the professor is more than fifteen minutes late, class is canceled?Does the opposite apply as well? pic.twitter.com/IX0QzbX37Z— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017Classwatch 2017. Class started 30 mins ago. No students yet. I thought one was coming but it was just an administrator. Who laughed at me.— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017Five more minutes have passed. I'm starting to doubt myself. Did I tell them no class? Is today Thursday? Am I dreaming? #Classwatch2017— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017It's so quiet. Every time I hear a door open, I sit up and smile. But when nobody enters my classroom, I die on the inside. #Classwatch2017— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017Class started 45 mins ago. Still no students. I get paranoid. Is the door to the classroom locked? I check it. No.#Classwatch2017— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017A bird lands outside my window. I invite him in to learn about algebra. He declines and flies away. I hope a cat eats him. #Classwatch2017— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017I check my email to see if I missed something. I have no emails at all. This is weird. Did I die? Am I dead? Is this hell? #Classwatch2017— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 2017My sign-in sheet is as empty as my soul right now. I have to eat this candy alone. #Classwatch2017 pic.twitter.com/loUV8pX5Q5— Adam Heath Avitable (@avitable) January 19, 20178. Being a true IndianYou know that you are an Indian when you can become the CEO of Google but can't handle short deliveries. pic.twitter.com/WqZ0lo9M8o— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) January 9, 20179. Donald, Is that really you?Source10. This happens only in IndiaMy favorite Tinder profile I found here in Mumbai pic.twitter.com/TuBNmTDdeQ— Ken Rutkowski (@kenradio) February 24, 201711. The Simpsons predicting everything before timeFACT: The Simpsons even predicted Lady Gaga's half-time show. 😂 #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/wgBUdazMw9— SPORF (@Sporf) February 6, 201712. Gormint Aunty’s persona in the real worldDEADDD pic.twitter.com/1DdWHwq5vO— Areeba (@TrapQueeenn_) March 26, 201713. Did Ed Sheeran have a younger twin?Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does? pic.twitter.com/3I50d7yQlh— Tom Davies (@1TD) March 17, 201714. Dogs say it all without hesitation"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.." pic.twitter.com/H1iNyn3BoZ— Chris Parkes (@rocknrollparksy) March 25, 201715. Bhai ka Being Human wala smartphoneBuying Salman Khan's affordable smartphone will save some bucks.— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) March 9, 2017Bhai's #BeingSmart phone will be a Huge Hit and Run on Android.— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) March 10, 2017In Salman Khan's 'BeingSmart' phone, Google maps will show the footpath traffic instead of road traffic.— GRV (@MildlyClassic) March 10, 201716. When did UP Police become so savage?तीन तिगड़ी ; होली बिगड़ी #HappyHoli #uppolice pic.twitter.com/6b5j5MwtTx— UP POLICE (@Uppolice) March 12, 2017@up100 will reach faster than Pizza 🍕#HappyHoli #UPPOLICE pic.twitter.com/zUpMdK3Wxk— UP POLICE (@Uppolice) March 12, 201717. Hrithik and his secret language with his kidssuzanne: pls dont talk in ur secret language when i'm herehrithik to hridhaan & hrehaan: hyour hmother hcant hever hbond hlike bthis hrofl— bangsty (@Creepowoman) March 4, 201718. The original DabDab was introduced by Mughals 🙂 pic.twitter.com/fPQw51MsKc— Ayeshay (@champagne_lassi) March 11, 201719. The most important question everWhy did Catappa kill Bowbali? pic.twitter.com/2vZGXAdJc5— Abhishek Upadhya (@_logik) April 29, 201720. Serena Williams’ Grand Slam WinSo what if Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant? Preity Zinta attended college in Kya Kehna. Now THAT'S empowering— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) April 20, 201721. Kendall Jenner’s Visit to India explainedFinally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment. pic.twitter.com/lM8saPnrWf— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 3, 201722. Bengaluru Police and their use of witsIf your dealer did not reach you with your stash, this is probably why. Don't worry, you can come to the Police Station and collect it. pic.twitter.com/wqxPvmvxQo— BengaluruCityPolice (@BlrCityPolice) May 1, 2017Roses are red Violets are blue, Heard you're selling drugs, We'll come visit you. pic.twitter.com/z5DIsngG7B— BengaluruCityPolice (@BlrCityPolice) May 18, 201723. Another typo by the DonaldSourcethat was the moment Trump became prsiduvhirw pic.twitter.com/fKVPPNVFH0— Anthony Smith (@AnthonyBLSmith) May 31, 2017Wakes up.Checks Twitter....Uh…...📈 Lookups fo…...Regrets checking Twitter.Goes back to bed.— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 31, 2017You used to #covfefe me on my cell phone. pic.twitter.com/rkp5r9XDJ0— Matt Slevinsky (@_MATTATTAK) May 31, 201724. When you are about to start your chetak scooter and someone says “statue”When you are about to start your chetak scooter and some say " Statue ". pic.twitter.com/1b5pnlckon— Hunट₹₹♂ (@nickhunterr) May 29, 201725. Priyanka Chopra’s MET Gala dress inspired a few tweetsWhen the bai hasn't turned up, you are ready to party but the house needs sweeping. pic.twitter.com/aI1ngZHZqh— Shivangi (@Shivangiyadav) May 2, 2017When you want to buy latest designer wear, but also invest in lifetime supply of pocha material pic.twitter.com/AnxeNSfJOp— E-tard (@Etard0) May 2, 2017For all the times, your dupatta has barely touched the floor & mothers have screamed in hysteria 'Zameen pe lag raha hain'. This. pic.twitter.com/2R7J68TLtG— Naomi Datta (@nowme_datta) May 2, 201726. KRK’s love storyMany ppl ask me about my wife. So today I am giving them details. First time I met my wife in Mumbai Santacruz with her father.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017Then somhow I got her number n called her n she shouted at me coz she thought dat I m trying to flirt with her. Waise Bhi she hated Muslims.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017I was able to convince my wife after one year dat I really love her n want to marry her. But she wanted to be sure dat I don’t drink alcohol— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017So finally, We got married n living happily till date. I helped her 4 younger brothers, who are staying in Dubai with their family now.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017You should never ask a single ₹ from the family of ur wife, instead u should do hard work to earn to give everything to ur wife n children.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017I didn’t teach anyting to my children about religions so they know abut human values only. I guarantee dat they will never do anyting wrong.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 2017Pls note, I don’t have any property, company, car, bank account in my name. All are in the name of my wife so I am 100% #2Rsppl without her.— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 25, 201727. India-Pakistan innings inspired these tweetsIf Pak batsmen stay there any longer,Pakistan will start claiming it as Pak Occupied Oval. #indvspak— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) June 18, 2017India bowling today #PakvInd #INDvPAK #CT17Final #PakvsInd #indvspak pic.twitter.com/C7C0nD2LRq— Muhammad N Shafique (@zuberi_noman) June 18, 2017Indian fans now. #INDvPAK #CT17 pic.twitter.com/uiQBaUz2YF— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 18, 2017waiting for wicket like #IndvPak pic.twitter.com/XZqtW8Tvc4— Piyush Jain (@PJ_CRACKER) June 18, 201728. The trial room selfieFelt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 201729. BrexitThe floor is EU pic.twitter.com/EuGQc5GUaw— WhosAshik? (@JustAshik99) June 18, 201730. When PM Mark Rutte welcomed PM Narendra Modi to Netherlandsनीदरलैंड्समेंआपकास्वागतहै @narendramodi भारतऔरनेदेरलैंड्सके 70 सालकेद्विपक्षीयरिश्तेकेसाथमैहमारीबैठककेलिएबहुतउत्सुकहूं— Mark Rutte (@MinPres) June 27, 2017Soo overwhelmed Minister President, nice initiative to remove all space between the two countries. 😳❤— Lazy Cat 👒 (@uPoliticat) June 27, 2017This is the guy who speaks MutualFundsAreSubjectToMarketRiskPleaseReadTheOfferDocumentsCarefully https://t.co/wZpp6jvLNx— Mohit 🚢 (@sailorsmoon) June 27, 2017KoiJoMilaToMujheAisaLagtaThaJaiseMeriSaariDuniyaMeinGeetonKiRutAurRangonKiBarkhaHaiKhushbooKiAandhiHai#ShankarRutteMahadevan https://t.co/fqzQimZ2u8— A La' Vile De Satara (@AdvancedMaushi) June 27, 2017Close enough pic.twitter.com/4PsuCd4SAE— DJ 🎧 (@friendlii_ghost) June 27, 201731. The sass in the UberEats delivery guymy ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass…… pic.twitter.com/8MrPM5E5Mv— ace (@iamalishajo) July 17, 201732. Bad news wrapped up nicely in a humorous packagemore bad news for single people pic.twitter.com/Qvyn98PxAQ— harry moore (@Harry_Moore_) July 19, 201733. Daniel Fernandes crushing itJab Harry Met Sejal is so bad that you can't even blame nepotism for it.— Daniel Fernandes (@absolutelydanny) August 5, 201734. And this desperate plea from a man who watched Jab Harry Met Sejal and wanted to be ‘rescued’@SushmaSwaraj mam, I'm watching #JabHarryMetSejal at Xion cinema Hinjewadi, Pune. Please rescue me as soon as possible.. 😭😭— Vishal Surywanshi (@vsurywanshi87) August 5, 2017Yes. Best part in JHMS movie was Interval…— Vishal Surywanshi (@vsurywanshi87) August 6, 201735. Akshay Kumar with Yogi AdityanathBhool bhulaiya mei mera naam ADITYA tha aur ye same dress pehni thi. pic.twitter.com/vy6KZ9TYqU— BING (@ya_jhakaas) August 4, 201736. Rahul Gandhi’s car in GujaratA mob stoned Rahul baba's car during his Gujarat visit yesterdayWhat is wrong with these people?Horrible!What wrong has the car done?— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) August 5, 201737. Jon Snow may not know anything but he always proves himself rightJon Snow- Internet explorer is the best!Me- No way!Jon- Have you seen the army of the dead?Me- No.Jon- Toh bas mein sahi hun.— Angad Singh Ranyal (@PiratedSardar) July 24, 201738. A tweet that was paradoxical on itself?T 2552 – The God's they be angry again .. ! They thunder and lightning loud and now it pours here in Mumbai .. be safe remain in the house pic.twitter.com/piyizzuczb— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) September 19, 201739. The sad life of a single personRelationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby) September 19, 201540. A Nightmare on Elm Streetwhen you spend all night chasing people in their nightmaresbut nobody asks you about chasing your dreams pic.twitter.com/yJ2jXCJvcW— 🍝luca brazzers ✨ (@codeinefolk) October 20, 201741. Unexpected tweet from a verified UN account that inspired many more tweetsSourceLagta koi Baba ka bhakat hai .😁😁— Geet Kaur (@SnowGirlKaushar) October 4, 2017Sorry….both of them are occupied cleaning Jail toilets for now.— almosT perfecT (@worldofhitesh) October 4, 2017ज्यादा कुछ नहीं कहूंगा पर इस बात से भारत सरकार को कुछ तो शर्म आ रही होगी की हमने क्या कर दिया@PMOIndia @narendramodi— Ãm¶¥ Gøy㣠(@mpinsan) October 4, 201742. When an author makes a grammatical errorDid you ever, as an Indian, saw the Taj as a 'Muslim' monument (as @washingtonpost is saying it's being neglected because it is Muslim)— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) October 4, 2017For a guy who claims to be a writer in English, that's some really bad grammar!— ❤Crazy4Fawad❤ (@crazy4fawad) October 4, 2017"Did you ever saw..", does not an author behoove.— Vijay Srinivasan (@Vijays_tweet) October 4, 2017Did – Saw !! Common man !! Refer to Wren and Martin.Rolf ! Best selling Novelist !! LMAO.— Mojo Jojo (@MisterJo_Gho) October 6, 201743. Oh DonaldWhy would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 201744. Rahul Gandhi and Delhi Pollutionसीने में जलन, आँखों में तूफ़ान सा क्यों हैइस शहर में हर शख़्स परेशान सा क्यों है?क्या बताएँगे साहेब, सब जानकर अंजान क्यों हैं? https://t.co/XZLqsWD0CO— Office of RG (@OfficeOfRG) November 13, 201745. Bengaluru Police crushing it once againEven the God of Thunder wears a helmet. So should you. #HelmetToWork #RideSafe pic.twitter.com/jwFUFaQGnD— BengaluruCityPolice (@BlrCityPolice) November 14, 201746. I have 8 friendsi have 8 friends— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) November 24, 2017Me: I have 9 friendsFriend: #TheWalkingDead isn't even that goodMe: I have 8 friends.— Carl Grimes (@TheCarlGrimes_) November 29, 2017Me: Can you get me free entry to the Ed Sheeran concert?Organiser friend: For how many people?Me: https://t.co/uVWyoebG7f— Rachna Srivastava (@SPIN_occhio) December 6, 201747. The wedding of the yearNaraaz Phupha #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/gSKMHoEFan— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Zimedaar Bada Bhai #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/IQLgY6Ax3A— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Car-o-Bar wala dost #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/5lpXNas8mI— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Ladki walon se Jutte Bachane wali Dulhe ki Behne #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/NHciAIwoE0— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017DJ par tamasha karne wale Bhabhi ke Dost #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/spx5DmuJZ1— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Baat Baat par naraaz hone wala Dulhe ka chota Jija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/UJrH23pZZS— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Naagin Dance karne wala, Punjab se aaya Bua ka Beta #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/Lbyy3wRPwn— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Dulhe ko zabardasti DJ par couple Dance karane wala Jija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/0nnK0W5JuT— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017Share on: WhatsApp