Twitteratis Wonder What Can be Faster than the Bail Vijay Mallya Got

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The Speed with which Vijay Mallya got bail after getting arrested every time is making twitteratis joke on this whole episode: Here are some of the most humorous ones:

Dhoni keep stumps after winning .
Vijay mallya keep bails after losing.#VijayMallya

— Hunट₹₹ ♂ (@nickhunterr) October 3, 2017

The sequence of today's drama:-
1. #VijayMallya arrested.
2. Taking DRS.
3. Umpire changed the decision.
4. #VijayMallya Gets bail. pic.twitter.com/aVsTaIWvrK

— Ayaz Alam (@AyazKaID) October 3, 2017

Morning : Honeypreet gets arrested.

Evening : Moneypreet gets arrested.
😂😂#VijayMallya

— LolmLol (@LOLiyapa) October 3, 2017

Lol 😛
I'm having my tea whn heard that Vijay Mallya is arrested

Whn i finised my tea another news of Mallya got bail 😂#VijayMallya

— Its_neha (@chweetletstweet) October 3, 2017

The Moment I Completed The Tweet Vijay Mallya Has Been Arrested In London, He Got Released On Bail. 🙄😞😡😒 #VijayMallya https://t.co/geP9gXbfKJ

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) October 3, 2017

Just before I could tweet about #VijayMallya arrest, he was out! impressive speed of bail.

— Saba Naqvi (@_sabanaqvi) October 3, 2017

*Opens twitter*#VIjayMallya pic.twitter.com/n9nEnHBk7b

— Dr. Gill (@ikpsgill1) October 3, 2017

UK Judge to Mallya: You looted India.#VijayMallya : Britishers looted India before me.

Judge smiled: you are one of us, bail granted! 😄

— Arshi Yasin (@arshi_yasin) October 4, 2017

Tale of two arrests #VijayMallya #HoneyPreet My @firstpost #cartoon Details: https://t.co/5ck6aC0ecE pic.twitter.com/Bsixjam1eW

— MANJUL (@MANJULtoons) October 3, 2017

Teacher: What's faster than the speed of light?

Student: Vijay Mallya 's bail .

— Harshit sharma (@Sharmajikaputtr) October 3, 2017

Vijay Mallya gets bail within 15 mins and shows Honeypreet who is the real papaji.

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) October 3, 2017

Usain Bolt- I'm the fastest.
Dhoni- I'm the fastest.
Bullet Train- I'm the fastest.
Vijay Mallya- hold my beer. 😎#VijayMallya

— where'smychappal (@bengalikudi) October 3, 2017

Indian Media on #VijayMallya arrest and bailpic.twitter.com/2bG76Fi8nv

— काकावाणी (@AliSohrab007) October 3, 2017